8/9 Nightly results and Tournament rankings

Check the lists below to see how your team did last night, and how your team is doing after week 5 of the tournament.

Nightly Results:

1-Sir, you can't throw dimes at the strippers-58

2-My Harry Potter has hog warts-56

3-We got the swine flu from a slampig-55

3-Big mama queef stain & the morning afters-55

5-Hermaphrodite Barbie: Comes in her own box-54

6-Our couches pull out but we don't-52

7-He shoots, she swallows-51

8-Penis Flytrap-50

9-Skip Foreplay-49

10-Titty Titty Bang Bang-48

10-We're stacked… with knowledge-48

10-Splinters-48

13-The largest sweater cows in the room-47

13-Sorry I got my Irish cream on you-47

15-The points don't matter just like the strippers name-46

15-Naughty Nurses:using leather restraints since the civil war-46

15-Crouching woman, hidden cucumber-46

18-Multiple Scoregasms-45

Top 25 teams in the Tournament:

1-Our couches pull out but we don't-282

2-Hermaphrodite Barbie: Comes in her own box-278

3-Skip Foreplay-277

4-Sir, you can't throw dimes at the strippers-274

5-My Harry Potter has hog warts-272

6-We got the swine flu from a slampig-271

7-The points don't matter just like the strippers name-268

8-You say tomato I say shut the fuck up-257

9-Big mama queef stain & the morning afters-255

10-Casey Anthony Swimming Lessons-234

11-Penis Flytrap-231

12-It's only gay if you push back-230

13-He shoots, She swallows-228

14-Teri Schiavos Vegetable garden-182

15-Here to drink not to win-180

16-It's not gay if it's in a three way-161

17-Gently Used Flesh Lights-137

18-Naughty Nurses:using leather restraints since the civil war-135

19-Certified Giants-111

20-Chucky Cheese table for one-94

21-Coed Naked Yoga OK everyone pick a partner-87

22-Sofa King Awesome-82

23-Multiple Scoregasms-73

24-Rosa Parks should have called shotgun-67

25-Casey Anthony: Saving unsuspecting dads since 2008-63

18-Beauty is only a paper bag away-45

20-S on my T's-44

21-You say tomato I say shut the fuck up-43

22-Casey Anthony Swimming Lessons-42

22-I wish this microphone was a penis-42

24-It's not gay if it's in a three way-41

24-Team Bennifer-41

26-A mixed bag-40

27-It's only gay if you push back-39

27-Is it OK if I poop in your vagina?-39

27-I wanna B my L on some T's-39

30-Rosa Parks should have called shotgun-38

31-Willy the one eyed wonder weasels & their two balls-36

32-Team Win!-35

33-Bonersaw-28

34-Ass muchers-27

35-Bukake storm-18