Results and tournament standings from 4/12

Nightly results from 4/12

1-Skip Foreplay-62

2-I wish I had a hot tub time machine then I wouldn't have to pay for an abortion-60

3-The points don't matter, just like the strippers name-60

4-I may have lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in-58

5-I wish this microphone was a dick-57

6-I'm a fan of New Dart-52

7-Get outta me, you're terrible-51

8-Joysticks-50

8-I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look-50

8-How do I tell my girlfriend she's getting fat-50

11-Glove before Love-47

12-Titanic Swim Team-46

13-Mighty Fighty Shush Bugs-45

14-Five Legged Caribou-41

15-Our couches pull out but we don't-40

15-The cunning linguists-40

15-Once you go black, you're a single mom-40

18-Chris Hansen's a cock block-37

18-Broken condom, Broken dreams-37

20-Your mom's our other ride-34

21-I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw of course-32

21-My hamster died at the wheel-32

23-If Japan could survive Godzilla they can survive this-30

24-It's awful waffle time-29

24-Return of Team Ramrod-29

26-Goes Deeper than you-28

27-What would Steve Zahn do?-26

28-Big Mama Queef Stain and the morning afters-24

29-I'll have the spaghetti basket-23

30-I put two and two together and you're an asshole-12

Top 25 Tournament standings

1-The points don't matter, just like the strippers name-121

2-Skip Foreplay-120

3-I may have lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in-118

4-I wish this microphone was a dick-116

5-I wish I had a hot tub time machine then I wouldn't have to pay for an abortion-115

6-I'm a fan of New Dart-112

7-Titanic Swim Team-104

8-Mighty Fighty Shush Bugs-103

9-Joysticks-99

10-Our couches pull out but we don't-93

11-I'll have the milk steak, boild over hard, and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw of course-89

12-Five Legged Caribou-82

13-It's awful waffle time-76

14-What would Steve Zahn do?-74

15-Your mom's our other ride-69

16-Schuyler St. Hooligans-56

17-Crouching woman hidden cucumber-55

18-Turn and Cough-52

19-Get outta me, you're terrible-51

20-I'm not a gynocologist but I'll take a look-50

20-How do I tell my girlfriend she's getting fat-50

22-Glove before Love-47

23-My Koala Bear has an STD-46

23-Heart Shaped Tittles-46

25-Dirt Star trek the next penetration-44