4/5 Nightly scores/Tournament standings

Thanks for coming out and playing trivia last night, check the scores below to see how you stacked up against the others on 4/5.  Since this is week 1 of a new tournament, these are also the tournament standings.

1-The points don't matter, just like the strippers name-61

2-I may have lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in-60

3-I'm a fan of New Dart-60

4-I wish this microphone was a dick-59

5-Titanic Swim Team-58

5-Skip Foreplay-58

5-Mighty Fighty Shush Bugs-58

8-I'll have a milk steak boiled over hard and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw-57

9-Schuyler St. Hooligans-56

10-I wish I had a hot tub time machine then I wouldn't have to pay for an abortion-55

10-Crouching woman hidden cucumber-55

12-Our couches pull out but we don't-53

13-Turn and Cough-52

14-Joysticks-49

15-What would Steve Zahn do?-48

16-It's awful waffle time-47

17-My Koala Bear has an STD-46

17-Heart Shaped Tittles-46

19-Dirt Star trek the next penetration-44

20-Five Legged Caribou-41

21-Flexiseal to the rescue-37

22-Poppin xannies and droppin panties-36

22-Derek Jeter takes it up his Clay Buckholz-36

24-Your mom's our other ride-35

25-Kings of Wishful thinking-34

26-Green Monkeys-33

27-Duh, Winning-24

28-Big Mama Queef Stain and the morning afters-5