7/12 Results

Below are the nightly results from 7/12 as well as the Tournament rankings (It's the first week of the tournament, so remember to come back next week!)

For those who bought raffle tickets, Thank you!  The raffle drawing will be this Saturday at the "Race for the Eye" at Burnet park.  You need not be present to win, but it will be a good water ballooning.  See the site for more details http://racefortheeye.blogspot.com

And here are the nightly results:

1-You say tomato I say shut the fuck up-59

2-Our couches pull out but we don't-57

3-Sir, you can't throw dimes at the strippers-57

4-Here to drink not to win-56

5-I got the swine flu from a slampig-54

6-The points don't matter just like the strippers name-53

7-Naughty Nurses-52

8-My dick must be a comedian cause she laughs every time she sees it -51

9-Cornea Crusaders-50

10-It's only gay if you push back-49

10-Hermaphrodite Barbie: Comes in her own box-49

12-Skip Foreplay-47

12-No Means yes and yes means anal-47

12-Just the tip-47

15-My Harry Potter has Hog Warts-46

15-Lucky Strikes-46

15-Big mama queef stain & the morning afters-46

18-Penis Flytrap-45

19-I've got 2 W's on my ass cheeks now my ass says "wow"-44

19-It's not gay if it's in a three way-44

19-Casey Anthony Swimming Lessons-44

22-Chucky Cheese table for one-43

23-Sofa King Awesome-42

23-Blow it on her face dot com-42

25-He shoots, She swallows-41

26-The Giving Tree gave me herpes-40

27-Wacky Wavy Inflatable Flailing arm tube men-39

27-I'm not Irish but my Penis is Dublin-39

27-I'm in more trouble than Casey Anthony & I only got a DWI-39

30-Rosa Parks should have called shotgun-29

31-E=MC Penis-28