1-I wish this microphone was a dick-58
2-I may have lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in-56
3-Skip Foreplay-55
3-I called the shit poop!-55
5-It's my birthday & I have a big bush-54
6-The points don't matter, just like the strippers name-53
6-Big Mama Queef Stain and the morning afters-53
8-Our couches pull out but we don't-52
9-Five Legged Caribou-51
9-Hot Mess Express-51
11-Joysticks-50
12-If dicks could fly my mouth would be an airport-48
13-Uncle Touchys puzzle basement-47
15-It's awful waffle time-46
16-Turn and cough-44
16-I skull fucked bin Laden-44
18-Seth Myers was funny, but Obama killed this weekend-43
19-My hampster died at the wheel-42
19-Crouching woman hidden cucumber-42
21-What would Steve Zahn do?-41
21-Prestige worldwide-41
23-Broken condom, Broken dreams-39
24-Titanic Swim Team-38
25-Slippery when wet-36
26-I'll have the spaghetti basket-31
27-When a problem comes along, you must whip it out-26
28-Fred's Padres Pacers-21
Tournament rankings after 5/3
1-I wish this microphone was a dick-298
2-The points don't matter, just like the strippers name-286
3-Skip Foreplay-279
4-If dicks could fly my mouth would be an airport-267
5-Our couches pull out but we don't-252
5-Joysticks-252
7-Five Legged Caribou-223
8-I wish I had a hot tub time machine then ...-219
9-It's awful waffle time-201
10-What would Steve Zahn do?-196
11-Titanic Swim Team-192
12-I may have lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in-174
13-I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard-167
14-Big Mama Queef Stain and the morning afters-144
15-Your mom's our other ride-143
16-Hot Mess Express-132
17-Team Beard Job (formerly shushbugs)-131
18-Broken condom, Broken dreams-120
19-My hampster died at the wheel-117
20-Crouching woman hidden cucumber-97
21-Uncle Touchys puzzle basement-95
22-Turn and cough-90
23-Heart Shaped Tittles-88
24-I'm not a gynocologist but I'll take a look-78
25-How do I tell my girlfriend she's getting fat-77
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