5/17 Nightly results and Final Tournament scores

Below are the team results for 5/17 and below that are the tournament results.  Congratulations to "I wish this microphone was a dick"- the tournament champions!  We'll be starting a new tournament next week...

Nightly results:

1-I went to mexico and all I got was a dirty sanchez-62

2-The Panfish Titties-57

3-Skip Foreplay/For $20 I'll tie my dick in a knot-54

3-Turn and cough-54

3-So much room for activities!-54

6-If dicks could fly my mouth would be an airport-52

6-Poker, I don't even know her-52

8-America runs on blumpkins-49

9-I wish this microphone was a dick-48

9-The Danger Zone-48

9-Sketchballs-48

12-The points don't matter, just like the strippers name-47

13-It's awful waffle time-44

13-Broken condom, Broken dreams-44

13-Slippery when wet-44

13-Poppin xannies and droppin panties-44

17-Our couches pull out but we don't-43

18-I wish I had a hot tub time machine then I wouldn't have to pay for an abortion-42

19-My hampster died at the wheel-41

20-Joysticks-39

21-Lick but don't touch-38

22-Nice Marmot-37

23-Sisterhood of the traveling panties-34

23-Chucky Cheese table for one-34

25-847 BESTmoreland-33

26-What would Steve Zahn do?-30

26-Big Mama Queef Stain and the morning afters-30

26-Words with friends is ruining my life-30

29-Hello Nasty-29

30-I put two and two together and you're an asshole-27

31-scoregasm-26

32-THC-24

33-There is a white Honda civic with it's lights on-23

34-Vajay-jays-21

Tournament Final Results:

1-I wish this microphone was a dick-400

2-Skip Foreplay/For $20 I'll tie my dick in a knot-389

3-The points don't matter, just like the strippers name-382

4-If dicks could fly my mouth would be an airport-373

5-Our couches pull out but we don't-350

6-Joysticks-340

7-I wish I had a hot tub time machine then I wouldn't have to pay for an abortion-316

8-It's awful waffle time-280

9-Five Legged Caribou-270

10-What would Steve Zahn do?-266

11-I may have lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in-231

12-Big Mama Queef Stain and the morning afters-209

13-Turn and cough-193

13-My hampster died at the wheel-193

15-Titanic Swim Team-192

16-Hot Mess Express-180

16-Your mom's our other ride-180

18-I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard-167

19-Broken condom, Broken dreams-164

20-Team Beard Job (formerly shushbugs)-131

21-Slippery when wet-125

22-Poker, I don't even know her-110

23-America runs on blumpkins-108

24-The Danger Zone-99

25-Crouching woman hidden cucumber-97