1-Skip Foreplay-64
2-I wish this microphone was a dick-63
3-The points don't matter, just like the strippers name-59
3-Our couches pull out but we don't-59
3-America runs on blumpkins-59
6-If dicks could fly, my mouth would be an airport runway(I'm a fan of New Dart)-53
7-Titanic Swim Team-50
7-Funky homosapians-50
9-I wish I had a hot tub time machine so I wouldn't have to pay for an abortion-48
9-What would Steve Zahn do?-48
11-Turn and cough-46
12-I Only show one nipple cause I'm classy-45
13-I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard-44
13-Broken condom, Broken dreams-44
15-Five Legged Caribou-42
16-Hot Mess Express-40
17-Your mom's our other ride-39